Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4190 | 2021-03-09 16:40:50 | 68.62 | 97% |
| 3718 | 2021-01-18 22:31:06 | 67.91 | 96% |
| 646 | 2020-09-27 12:15:40 | 54.50 | 95% |
| 201 | 2020-09-16 22:11:08 | 62.58 | 96% |
| 79 | 2020-09-15 03:04:43 | 54.55 | 96% |