Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5126 | 2021-05-27 08:52:35 | 44.60 | 98% |
| 941 | 2021-03-01 19:10:35 | 40.36 | 97% |