Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 66818 | 2024-02-09 18:30:24 | 66.11 | 95.6% |
| 57354 | 2023-06-30 15:41:36 | 74.19 | 98% |
| 51537 | 2022-12-28 19:19:20 | 80.93 | 98% |
| 50225 | 2022-08-28 08:47:25 | 55.85 | 96% |
| 47452 | 2022-05-19 15:50:21 | 78.51 | 98% |
| 47211 | 2022-05-13 22:51:42 | 68.48 | 97% |
| 44723 | 2021-09-07 00:24:14 | 60.52 | 95% |
| 43685 | 2021-08-16 18:08:05 | 65.46 | 96% |
| 39986 | 2021-01-19 15:25:35 | 66.77 | 94% |
| 39788 | 2021-01-16 13:41:16 | 74.52 | 96% |
| 33574 | 2020-10-12 07:27:21 | 52.74 | 97% |
| 33206 | 2020-10-05 10:15:30 | 65.91 | 97% |
| 29540 | 2020-08-13 18:36:33 | 78.20 | 98% |
| 27684 | 2020-05-19 11:38:40 | 70.07 | 96% |
| 17149 | 2018-11-04 18:16:25 | 69.51 | 98% |