Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1298 | 2021-02-17 10:11:21 | 43.20 | 92% |
| 891 | 2021-02-03 15:20:22 | 45.14 | 92.8% |