Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4391 | 2020-03-08 03:59:22 | 119.28 | 98% |
| 2280 | 2019-12-29 01:31:37 | 113.44 | 97% |