Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4194 | 2019-12-18 15:38:11 | 75.54 | 97% |
| 603 | 2018-09-25 12:14:27 | 66.30 | 97% |