Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 387669 | 2021-11-29 01:24:32 | 124.57 | 97% |
| 385368 | 2021-07-15 06:50:58 | 170.93 | 98% |
| 384289 | 2021-06-15 16:24:46 | 179.25 | 99% |
| 311849 | 2020-12-13 01:06:34 | 118.18 | 99% |
| 310280 | 2020-10-04 07:02:21 | 148.92 | 99% |
| 309081 | 2020-09-27 19:52:56 | 141.48 | 99% |
| 308579 | 2020-09-24 15:53:47 | 134.22 | 96% |
| 273407 | 2020-04-09 20:19:59 | 154.12 | 99% |
| 255323 | 2020-03-09 02:08:24 | 159.30 | 96% |
| 254301 | 2020-03-06 06:57:25 | 133.25 | 95% |
| 192602 | 2019-11-16 17:41:21 | 171.15 | 99% |
| 172794 | 2019-09-17 22:08:20 | 176.79 | 99% |
| 167779 | 2019-08-25 20:14:20 | 146.46 | 98% |
| 165887 | 2019-08-22 22:04:43 | 156.37 | 99% |
| 157498 | 2019-08-04 22:22:50 | 114.24 | 95% |
| 152730 | 2019-07-24 03:22:27 | 142.25 | 99% |
| 152713 | 2019-07-24 02:17:29 | 144.84 | 97% |
| 150835 | 2019-07-20 13:26:23 | 138.22 | 97% |
| 142952 | 2019-07-02 08:02:19 | 132.81 | 97% |
| 132498 | 2019-06-12 00:25:53 | 143.24 | 97% |
| 127525 | 2019-05-31 20:23:13 | 141.25 | 96% |
| 124025 | 2019-05-23 17:14:43 | 111.13 | 96% |
| 122801 | 2019-05-20 01:50:17 | 140.47 | 98% |
| 121796 | 2019-05-18 17:39:34 | 130.15 | 97% |
| 119716 | 2019-05-14 22:36:14 | 128.65 | 97% |
| 116386 | 2019-05-05 17:54:16 | 146.71 | 98% |
| 115821 | 2019-05-03 18:58:04 | 160.51 | 99% |
| 108877 | 2019-04-14 02:33:46 | 133.92 | 97% |
| 108285 | 2019-04-12 21:04:44 | 116.30 | 97% |
| 107495 | 2019-04-10 06:35:50 | 138.35 | 99% |
| 104512 | 2019-04-02 20:36:04 | 121.61 | 96% |
| 66167 | 2019-02-20 03:55:03 | 91.19 | 95% |
| 63557 | 2019-02-13 19:56:07 | 116.13 | 96% |
| 63195 | 2019-02-12 23:53:49 | 107.72 | 97% |
| 59399 | 2019-02-04 03:45:19 | 137.69 | 98% |
| 55701 | 2019-01-26 18:43:05 | 118.43 | 97% |
| 51512 | 2019-01-15 18:25:20 | 106.35 | 94% |
| 48205 | 2019-01-10 03:39:47 | 102.47 | 95% |
| 43775 | 2018-12-31 07:42:32 | 125.73 | 97% |
| 43277 | 2018-12-29 12:25:55 | 111.38 | 95% |
| 41952 | 2018-12-25 09:28:51 | 107.89 | 97% |
| 35472 | 2018-12-07 15:41:39 | 106.99 | 96% |
| 34208 | 2018-12-04 01:56:09 | 108.85 | 96% |
| 27745 | 2018-11-15 22:28:21 | 112.49 | 97% |
| 27040 | 2018-11-12 08:39:37 | 130.35 | 99% |
| 17856 | 2018-10-20 17:36:45 | 105.38 | 97% |
| 15605 | 2018-10-14 17:31:31 | 105.72 | 96% |
| 4922 | 2018-01-18 23:56:43 | 107.27 | 97% |
| 4684 | 2018-01-17 23:08:18 | 128.50 | 98% |
| 4653 | 2018-01-17 22:40:53 | 123.79 | 98% |
| 4156 | 2018-01-13 21:59:47 | 105.37 | 96% |
| 1153 | 2017-04-22 17:38:38 | 98.79 | 82% |