I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 65035 | 2020-08-31 01:06:16 | 162.92 | 100% |
| 62602 | 2020-07-18 20:58:18 | 150.42 | 100% |
| 58125 | 2019-01-31 02:09:38 | 116.62 | 97% |
| 56655 | 2018-10-23 03:11:54 | 145.96 | 99% |
| 56409 | 2018-10-11 03:49:41 | 124.23 | 98% |
| 49606 | 2018-04-05 21:41:25 | 140.69 | 99% |
| 49018 | 2018-04-02 17:27:48 | 122.13 | 97% |
| 46394 | 2018-01-31 06:31:28 | 125.93 | 99% |
| 35737 | 2017-06-07 03:48:12 | 122.77 | 98% |
| 34271 | 2017-04-22 20:33:39 | 121.36 | 94% |
| 34028 | 2017-04-11 02:09:15 | 127.58 | 96% |
| 31645 | 2017-01-24 07:01:56 | 123.13 | 97% |
| 31559 | 2017-01-22 19:06:18 | 135.81 | 98% |
| 28992 | 2016-01-15 01:39:15 | 113.75 | 93% |
| 28858 | 2016-01-11 02:43:43 | 126.53 | 97% |
| 28434 | 2015-12-21 10:53:26 | 133.80 | 96% |
| 27925 | 2015-11-18 22:00:19 | 128.83 | 98% |
| 27622 | 2015-09-04 22:50:48 | 132.74 | 97% |
| 27511 | 2015-07-19 23:31:32 | 116.70 | 93% |
| 26559 | 2015-06-06 18:03:55 | 117.84 | 91% |
| 26353 | 2015-06-02 18:31:46 | 120.85 | 94% |
| 26085 | 2015-05-29 20:14:22 | 121.54 | 95% |
| 25847 | 2015-05-18 19:21:42 | 121.09 | 96% |
| 25392 | 2015-05-09 15:56:48 | 104.66 | 94% |
| 24609 | 2015-04-17 18:49:15 | 126.48 | 97% |