If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 27963 | 2016-04-10 03:00:13 | 94.94 | 97% |
| 27287 | 2015-10-23 05:16:17 | 91.53 | 95% |
| 27244 | 2015-10-09 17:33:05 | 84.16 | 93% |
| 27151 | 2015-10-01 20:20:36 | 84.41 | 93% |
| 27030 | 2015-09-29 03:53:16 | 77.41 | 91% |
| 26865 | 2015-09-22 06:00:05 | 99.00 | 98% |
| 26380 | 2015-08-17 15:55:13 | 85.96 | 94% |
| 26343 | 2015-08-11 23:50:18 | 90.79 | 94% |
| 26162 | 2015-07-13 23:23:52 | 97.39 | 95% |
| 26104 | 2015-07-07 21:30:51 | 98.83 | 95% |
| 26083 | 2015-06-29 01:15:51 | 88.09 | 92% |
| 22632 | 2014-05-31 13:31:45 | 91.23 | 94% |
| 22445 | 2014-05-12 09:32:27 | 91.61 | 97% |
| 22317 | 2014-05-08 19:34:46 | 83.99 | 94% |
| 21393 | 2014-03-30 04:10:17 | 92.51 | 98% |
| 21145 | 2014-03-10 08:50:40 | 86.71 | 92% |
| 20770 | 2014-02-19 19:05:41 | 95.95 | 96% |
| 20754 | 2014-02-19 17:29:06 | 91.89 | 98% |
| 20411 | 2014-02-02 11:19:47 | 74.73 | 87% |
| 20040 | 2014-01-20 22:09:49 | 74.20 | 92% |
| 19658 | 2013-12-20 05:52:20 | 70.89 | 91% |
| 19649 | 2013-12-20 05:22:05 | 79.30 | 93% |
| 18821 | 2013-11-14 05:25:44 | 81.48 | 91% |
| 17540 | 2013-09-30 04:52:52 | 79.83 | 92% |
| 16951 | 2013-09-14 20:11:58 | 84.62 | 93% |
| 16937 | 2013-09-14 18:10:19 | 86.12 | 94% |
| 16214 | 2013-08-30 09:05:08 | 90.58 | 98% |
| 15170 | 2013-08-14 17:14:26 | 83.43 | 92% |
| 14540 | 2013-08-04 21:54:05 | 76.41 | 95% |
| 14187 | 2013-08-01 17:38:57 | 77.89 | 94% |
| 14163 | 2013-08-01 02:48:00 | 86.19 | 93% |
| 13991 | 2013-07-28 02:19:53 | 73.78 | 93% |
| 13591 | 2013-07-24 13:03:48 | 68.35 | 91% |
| 13287 | 2013-07-20 22:26:10 | 82.80 | 97% |
| 13218 | 2013-07-19 16:10:37 | 78.46 | 92% |
| 13071 | 2013-07-18 20:54:12 | 86.03 | 92% |
| 12759 | 2013-07-13 23:42:20 | 84.80 | 94% |
| 12486 | 2013-07-11 10:14:49 | 89.86 | 95% |
| 12442 | 2013-07-11 03:57:45 | 83.72 | 93% |
| 11762 | 2013-06-22 02:58:26 | 83.12 | 95% |
| 11213 | 2013-06-17 05:14:46 | 83.87 | 93% |
| 10995 | 2013-06-14 13:13:43 | 86.30 | 97% |
| 10702 | 2013-06-10 21:06:51 | 79.73 | 93% |
| 9744 | 2013-05-22 04:26:45 | 87.59 | 95% |
| 9397 | 2013-05-14 04:09:14 | 95.53 | 99% |
| 9090 | 2013-05-07 02:29:37 | 84.17 | 95% |
| 8699 | 2013-04-24 03:27:17 | 83.02 | 95% |
| 8068 | 2013-04-10 23:44:38 | 93.77 | 97% |
| 7396 | 2013-03-10 03:11:48 | 89.38 | 96% |
| 7314 | 2013-03-09 20:00:05 | 94.78 | 98% |
| 7209 | 2013-03-08 02:42:56 | 101.27 | 99% |
| 7063 | 2013-03-04 23:57:54 | 76.50 | 93% |
| 6739 | 2013-02-26 21:56:24 | 93.88 | 98% |
| 6670 | 2013-02-24 23:23:39 | 72.48 | 92% |
| 6407 | 2013-02-17 05:10:26 | 86.36 | 96% |
| 6241 | 2013-02-15 03:01:51 | 96.61 | 98% |
| 6222 | 2013-02-12 00:15:27 | 79.63 | 97% |
| 6127 | 2013-02-06 21:04:44 | 79.70 | 95% |
| 5772 | 2013-02-01 00:21:20 | 81.53 | 94% |
| 5194 | 2013-01-22 20:20:31 | 86.79 | 95% |
| 5159 | 2013-01-22 19:12:02 | 92.53 | 97% |
| 5122 | 2013-01-22 17:04:40 | 76.17 | 93% |
| 5088 | 2013-01-20 15:39:29 | 92.99 | 97% |
| 4276 | 2012-12-30 17:01:16 | 73.14 | 93% |
| 3929 | 2012-12-22 20:03:14 | 71.97 | 92% |
| 3498 | 2012-12-01 19:48:48 | 80.26 | 97% |
| 3476 | 2012-12-01 18:15:16 | 84.29 | 97% |
| 2457 | 2012-10-24 03:00:02 | 70.82 | 93% |
| 1544 | 2012-09-18 07:59:24 | 80.95 | 95% |
| 1529 | 2012-09-18 05:08:22 | 69.61 | 93% |
| 1397 | 2012-09-16 20:52:53 | 75.74 | 94% |
| 1117 | 2012-09-14 21:09:07 | 68.46 | 93% |
| 402 | 2012-08-28 08:37:49 | 72.14 | 94% |
| 57 | 2012-08-19 02:14:06 | 77.41 | 98% |