And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6878 | 2014-07-12 03:42:43 | 83.20 | 87% |
| 6787 | 2014-07-11 06:28:24 | 86.93 | 89% |
| 6644 | 2014-07-08 13:20:51 | 85.87 | 93% |
| 6312 | 2014-07-01 05:07:06 | 94.67 | 92% |
| 6101 | 2014-06-27 10:24:30 | 92.29 | 91% |
| 5582 | 2014-06-19 05:53:12 | 101.75 | 95% |
| 4768 | 2014-05-09 03:37:43 | 91.88 | 91% |
| 4231 | 2013-11-07 04:46:31 | 84.19 | 93% |
| 3961 | 2012-12-08 07:30:09 | 85.11 | 93% |
| 3878 | 2012-11-04 07:55:54 | 96.56 | 98% |
| 3736 | 2012-10-06 13:01:00 | 78.02 | 91% |
| 2415 | 2012-07-29 17:59:00 | 69.51 | 89% |
| 2231 | 2012-07-23 02:55:21 | 70.40 | 89% |
| 1921 | 2012-07-13 05:40:42 | 70.65 | 91% |
| 1579 | 2012-07-05 16:25:26 | 65.24 | 88% |
| 1486 | 2012-07-01 05:58:02 | 63.27 | 90% |
| 1064 | 2012-06-17 05:03:12 | 63.94 | 90% |