And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2998 | 2011-05-16 12:53:36 | 116.95 | 96% |
| 2743 | 2011-04-19 23:03:27 | 115.11 | |
| 2266 | 2011-04-13 00:00:32 | 100.51 | |
| 1877 | 2011-04-05 09:55:44 | 98.91 | |
| 1406 | 2011-03-30 12:03:07 | 112.44 | |
| 1339 | 2011-03-30 10:09:01 | 94.68 | |
| 1288 | 2011-03-28 00:10:15 | 102.92 | |
| 863 | 2011-03-25 15:12:12 | 109.30 |