And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4378 | 2014-11-05 15:39:09 | 96.34 | 95% |
| 4321 | 2014-08-18 21:07:58 | 102.71 | 99% |
| 4214 | 2014-06-11 00:46:42 | 96.51 | 96% |
| 4198 | 2014-05-16 00:01:49 | 79.38 | 98% |
| 3780 | 2013-07-29 03:56:24 | 110.98 | 98% |
| 3698 | 2013-03-31 21:23:14 | 112.08 | 99% |
| 3640 | 2013-03-20 05:10:29 | 90.58 | 95% |
| 2228 | 2011-05-17 23:00:51 | 106.14 | 95% |
| 1800 | 2010-10-10 23:56:12 | 99.00 | |
| 1490 | 2010-01-28 23:15:51 | 95.93 | |
| 582 | 2009-08-30 03:47:19 | 98.74 | |
| 360 | 2009-08-24 04:54:56 | 86.83 |