And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 40623 | 2023-08-13 21:34:15 | 104.81 | 98% |
| 38983 | 2023-07-30 17:26:02 | 107.38 | 99% |
| 34487 | 2023-07-07 13:34:25 | 103.97 | 98% |
| 33778 | 2023-05-29 15:14:08 | 95.33 | 98% |
| 33210 | 2022-10-19 13:33:15 | 101.19 | 98% |
| 29343 | 2019-03-16 20:49:08 | 109.80 | 98% |
| 24705 | 2018-06-25 21:30:00 | 115.92 | 98% |
| 22584 | 2018-05-13 18:35:58 | 98.97 | 97% |
| 17061 | 2017-11-21 05:29:07 | 96.10 | 97% |
| 16089 | 2017-11-12 22:22:35 | 101.03 | 97% |
| 13725 | 2017-11-02 06:16:16 | 105.65 | 98% |
| 11458 | 2017-07-08 01:10:49 | 96.47 | 99% |
| 10730 | 2017-05-12 04:10:37 | 88.62 | 87% |
| 10447 | 2017-04-14 01:54:07 | 103.71 | 97% |
| 7542 | 2016-11-19 06:54:45 | 112.41 | 98% |
| 7352 | 2016-11-18 07:57:36 | 89.88 | 95% |
| 3748 | 2016-10-16 18:10:17 | 80.23 | 95% |
| 1580 | 2016-08-13 06:24:32 | 95.94 | 98% |
| 189 | 2016-03-22 02:16:15 | 75.93 | 98% |
| 109 | 2016-03-15 06:04:20 | 73.71 | 97% |