And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2184 | 2011-03-17 13:46:48 | 117.54 | |
| 1883 | 2011-02-18 13:29:29 | 112.85 | |
| 1469 | 2011-02-02 18:47:22 | 107.91 | |
| 1436 | 2011-02-02 18:02:24 | 111.99 | |
| 1365 | 2011-02-01 22:33:40 | 115.18 | |
| 1354 | 2011-02-01 22:09:52 | 103.69 | |
| 1251 | 2011-01-30 15:17:01 | 97.92 | |
| 1017 | 2011-01-25 21:39:45 | 105.82 | |
| 846 | 2011-01-24 23:25:22 | 101.14 | |
| 436 | 2011-01-20 23:16:07 | 105.79 | |
| 408 | 2011-01-20 22:21:26 | 96.54 |