And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1431 | 2015-01-04 08:24:57 | 106.83 | 95% |
| 1321 | 2014-12-20 03:47:08 | 108.64 | 97% |
| 903 | 2014-11-29 07:56:28 | 91.82 | 95% |
| 838 | 2014-11-18 02:53:20 | 96.85 | 96% |
| 712 | 2014-11-13 05:05:29 | 94.23 | 97% |
| 707 | 2014-11-13 04:30:26 | 91.75 | 94% |
| 259 | 2014-07-28 23:24:40 | 95.63 | 96% |
| 252 | 2014-07-28 07:28:09 | 89.38 | 98% |