And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4847 | 2012-12-22 15:56:48 | 99.49 | 95% |
| 4811 | 2012-11-24 11:47:24 | 97.84 | 93% |
| 4253 | 2012-04-16 11:50:26 | 109.33 | 97% |
| 4078 | 2012-04-05 16:38:31 | 104.42 | 97% |
| 3612 | 2012-01-23 12:25:20 | 100.88 | 93% |
| 3598 | 2012-01-22 09:14:27 | 95.14 | 93% |
| 3466 | 2012-01-13 13:51:45 | 96.72 | 97% |
| 2788 | 2011-09-28 14:08:16 | 93.50 | 95% |
| 2644 | 2011-09-06 11:32:40 | 86.28 | 96% |
| 2511 | 2011-08-22 11:00:34 | 78.66 | 92% |
| 2459 | 2011-08-18 15:33:05 | 80.79 | 94% |
| 1290 | 2011-06-25 11:01:35 | 82.05 | 94% |
| 725 | 2011-04-23 08:25:23 | 77.85 | |
| 507 | 2011-03-30 13:09:09 | 87.35 | |
| 449 | 2011-03-27 12:10:26 | 83.47 |