And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2514 | 2013-12-20 09:38:58 | 88.80 | 86% |
| 2150 | 2013-11-18 16:58:04 | 96.29 | 89% |
| 1689 | 2013-06-01 05:39:26 | 95.89 | 90% |
| 1474 | 2013-04-24 13:21:43 | 88.86 | 88% |
| 1041 | 2013-04-07 11:44:58 | 98.24 | 92% |
| 846 | 2013-03-29 12:31:53 | 96.09 | 90% |
| 803 | 2013-03-29 10:02:42 | 87.81 | 88% |