And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 82640 | 2023-09-22 10:31:08 | 146.61 | 98.8% |
| 81594 | 2023-08-20 01:14:48 | 145.50 | 98.6% |
| 81127 | 2023-08-08 01:16:59 | 156.06 | 98.8% |
| 79130 | 2023-06-24 09:45:56 | 166.20 | 99.7% |
| 75842 | 2023-03-03 02:53:32 | 170.92 | 100% |
| 75328 | 2023-02-24 10:05:16 | 172.32 | 100% |
| 74912 | 2023-02-14 11:24:08 | 137.23 | 98% |
| 74899 | 2023-02-14 11:14:30 | 159.64 | 99% |
| 68012 | 2022-11-22 14:29:03 | 143.00 | 99% |
| 67863 | 2022-11-21 04:17:27 | 145.94 | 99% |
| 67685 | 2022-11-19 04:22:23 | 141.64 | 98% |
| 61792 | 2022-10-04 04:55:53 | 133.98 | 97% |
| 54874 | 2022-08-11 04:13:21 | 146.97 | 98% |
| 53584 | 2022-07-31 05:54:46 | 109.18 | 98% |
| 52797 | 2022-07-09 09:53:39 | 123.05 | 97% |
| 50523 | 2022-05-25 00:45:25 | 149.72 | 99% |
| 49567 | 2022-05-17 22:08:20 | 137.53 | 99% |
| 45994 | 2021-11-25 01:16:17 | 135.68 | 99% |
| 45422 | 2021-11-17 11:45:23 | 128.97 | 98% |
| 45334 | 2021-11-14 10:07:14 | 145.86 | 99% |
| 37977 | 2021-07-01 06:04:55 | 129.68 | 99% |
| 29052 | 2021-03-13 02:34:02 | 116.68 | 97% |
| 25222 | 2021-02-04 11:44:43 | 134.63 | 99.3% |
| 23546 | 2021-01-28 07:29:58 | 112.36 | 98.4% |
| 22480 | 2021-01-21 02:42:01 | 115.30 | 97% |
| 21837 | 2021-01-17 23:52:03 | 98.44 | 97% |
| 13281 | 2020-10-05 11:15:49 | 114.40 | 100% |
| 12778 | 2020-09-30 08:14:21 | 103.72 | 98% |
| 8858 | 2019-08-14 12:51:23 | 97.17 | 98% |
| 5565 | 2019-06-10 04:09:32 | 83.44 | 96% |
| 4906 | 2019-05-14 05:00:27 | 81.89 | 97% |
| 2289 | 2019-02-28 12:43:52 | 68.83 | 96% |