And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2047 | 2016-02-13 16:50:00 | 58.81 | 94% |
| 2022 | 2016-02-10 16:59:04 | 53.65 | 92% |
| 1593 | 2016-01-30 19:34:48 | 58.31 | 94% |
| 1542 | 2016-01-30 13:49:24 | 50.24 | 90% |
| 959 | 2015-04-19 15:26:49 | 54.23 | 91% |
| 770 | 2014-05-22 17:05:38 | 51.84 | 94% |
| 723 | 2011-04-30 13:22:52 | 47.22 | |
| 146 | 2011-04-05 21:48:08 | 44.10 |