And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2940 | 2016-05-26 20:15:18 | 125.81 | 96% |
| 1952 | 2016-03-10 02:31:40 | 128.34 | 98% |
| 1869 | 2016-03-08 07:04:55 | 115.81 | 93% |
| 1684 | 2016-03-01 22:03:52 | 125.49 | 97% |
| 1619 | 2016-02-23 20:58:52 | 122.42 | 96% |
| 366 | 2014-02-07 06:46:07 | 117.04 | 97% |
| 307 | 2014-02-06 04:22:22 | 93.26 | 89% |
| 260 | 2014-02-04 07:17:45 | 98.94 | 95% |