And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4175 | 2018-12-07 23:23:05 | 105.62 | 99% |
| 4015 | 2018-11-23 20:26:15 | 102.80 | 99% |
| 3726 | 2012-04-29 21:34:41 | 103.56 | 97% |
| 2131 | 2011-04-03 15:36:59 | 101.36 | |
| 1992 | 2011-03-27 18:11:03 | 94.83 | |
| 1669 | 2011-03-21 00:26:52 | 98.72 | |
| 1433 | 2011-03-19 19:19:25 | 109.59 | |
| 1005 | 2010-12-20 03:25:49 | 89.35 | |
| 4 | 2010-11-05 05:38:55 | 85.51 |