And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13523 | 2013-10-30 09:26:49 | 88.08 | 95% |
| 11347 | 2012-08-01 15:25:50 | 85.62 | 97% |
| 11331 | 2012-07-30 05:42:51 | 77.50 | 94% |
| 10220 | 2009-03-02 21:43:18 | 80.60 | |
| 10219 | 2009-03-02 21:42:05 | 74.32 | |
| 9536 | 2009-02-14 16:53:29 | 77.24 | |
| 9432 | 2009-02-14 09:08:33 | 89.07 | |
| 7841 | 2009-01-23 08:40:41 | 70.80 | |
| 7686 | 2009-01-21 18:54:22 | 80.87 | |
| 7677 | 2009-01-21 18:43:20 | 75.17 | |
| 7336 | 2009-01-17 14:23:11 | 79.97 | |
| 7052 | 2009-01-15 18:09:31 | 78.73 | |
| 6994 | 2009-01-15 07:05:00 | 84.08 | |
| 6895 | 2009-01-13 09:01:45 | 80.47 | |
| 6238 | 2009-01-04 19:34:36 | 79.04 | |
| 5896 | 2008-12-28 16:26:19 | 72.21 | |
| 5892 | 2008-12-28 09:34:59 | 76.37 | |
| 5733 | 2008-12-26 00:11:59 | 74.77 | |
| 5701 | 2008-12-25 15:32:28 | 78.28 | |
| 5508 | 2008-12-21 09:35:45 | 71.22 | |
| 4716 | 2008-12-07 17:34:28 | 67.43 | |
| 4246 | 2008-11-28 20:56:35 | 74.83 | |
| 4133 | 2008-11-26 20:30:22 | 68.04 | |
| 3946 | 2008-11-23 21:47:57 | 65.79 | |
| 3938 | 2008-11-23 21:38:34 | 56.08 | |
| 3429 | 2008-11-19 12:23:29 | 71.34 | |
| 3284 | 2008-11-16 14:14:53 | 53.49 | |
| 2746 | 2008-11-06 06:52:24 | 80.42 | |
| 2059 | 2008-10-17 14:30:23 | 60.81 | |
| 1591 | 2008-10-08 18:49:12 | 67.89 | |
| 1419 | 2008-09-27 22:05:19 | 67.36 | |
| 1240 | 2008-09-27 10:02:48 | 71.28 | |
| 1212 | 2008-09-27 09:11:47 | 68.09 | |
| 977 | 2008-09-25 16:30:59 | 63.45 | |
| 786 | 2008-09-22 16:42:41 | 58.32 | |
| 611 | 2008-09-13 11:36:30 | 66.57 | |
| 442 | 2008-08-30 13:08:49 | 67.93 | |
| 133 | 2008-08-10 13:55:22 | 64.22 | |
| 69 | 2008-08-09 21:03:05 | 68.45 | |
| 54 | 2008-08-09 18:26:46 | 68.01 | |
| 35 | 2008-08-09 17:51:01 | 61.77 |