And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8468 | 2018-11-25 13:58:05 | 146.02 | 100% |
| 3065 | 2016-08-17 15:00:19 | 151.49 | 99% |
| 2770 | 2016-07-29 11:07:57 | 148.46 | 99% |
| 2712 | 2016-07-27 04:48:47 | 137.43 | 98% |
| 2484 | 2016-07-18 14:30:03 | 134.62 | 98% |
| 1605 | 2016-05-25 05:49:29 | 112.17 | 92% |
| 1222 | 2016-03-07 11:58:10 | 119.84 | 98% |
| 1198 | 2016-02-21 11:49:05 | 115.86 | 97% |
| 963 | 2016-01-31 11:54:21 | 125.47 | 98% |