And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3227 | 2013-07-01 17:01:53 | 71.96 | 92% |
| 2787 | 2012-07-16 16:28:02 | 101.25 | 98% |
| 2741 | 2012-07-11 12:08:59 | 84.91 | 94% |
| 1326 | 2012-01-28 12:09:56 | 86.16 | 95% |
| 715 | 2011-12-28 15:35:30 | 73.70 | 91% |
| 573 | 2011-12-20 18:10:37 | 70.68 | 92% |