And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2190 | 2015-05-12 13:30:45 | 65.35 | 88% |
| 1737 | 2014-12-02 19:11:15 | 64.24 | 89% |
| 1547 | 2012-10-26 13:20:32 | 60.68 | 88% |
| 594 | 2011-11-29 15:32:17 | 51.13 | 81% |
| 586 | 2011-11-28 16:15:07 | 46.34 | 79% |