And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2162 | 2016-02-05 09:09:42 | 105.75 | 91% |
| 1993 | 2015-06-25 10:56:08 | 105.15 | 91% |
| 1471 | 2014-12-12 09:28:41 | 96.67 | 91% |
| 1220 | 2014-11-26 06:50:41 | 100.24 | 93% |
| 1082 | 2014-11-09 07:12:09 | 105.12 | 93% |
| 816 | 2014-10-14 12:33:38 | 90.30 | 89% |
| 221 | 2014-09-04 07:15:12 | 89.31 | 89% |
| 165 | 2014-09-03 14:05:36 | 82.68 | 89% |
| 126 | 2014-06-01 02:41:29 | 74.73 | 86% |