And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3866 | 2013-11-24 21:07:57 | 108.67 | 93% |
| 3310 | 2013-11-09 13:07:53 | 114.52 | 95% |
| 3170 | 2013-01-14 21:57:06 | 112.22 | 94% |
| 2933 | 2012-12-30 18:35:41 | 118.51 | 95% |
| 2888 | 2012-12-29 13:45:05 | 108.54 | 93% |
| 2801 | 2012-12-28 17:14:08 | 112.89 | 96% |
| 2166 | 2012-12-17 12:16:45 | 116.35 | 95% |
| 1517 | 2012-11-26 21:22:07 | 105.35 | 94% |
| 1437 | 2011-10-04 18:59:09 | 96.34 | 92% |
| 1289 | 2010-12-07 20:36:28 | 87.56 | |
| 1246 | 2010-12-05 16:43:08 | 76.67 | |
| 1055 | 2010-10-15 21:35:57 | 70.94 | |
| 793 | 2010-10-09 12:50:18 | 69.45 | |
| 207 | 2010-09-26 13:02:11 | 62.15 |