And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4114 | 2013-04-26 13:13:15 | 87.79 | 97% |
| 3778 | 2012-02-22 17:34:37 | 72.36 | 90% |
| 3777 | 2012-02-22 17:33:19 | 79.59 | 90% |
| 3750 | 2012-02-20 22:37:08 | 79.86 | 91% |
| 3292 | 2011-12-21 17:05:21 | 98.41 | 98% |
| 3229 | 2011-12-20 21:08:24 | 82.39 | 93% |
| 2819 | 2011-10-25 23:45:06 | 87.45 | 92% |
| 2310 | 2011-10-15 16:03:18 | 82.87 | 91% |
| 2245 | 2011-10-14 15:51:38 | 65.41 | 86% |
| 1911 | 2011-10-04 17:03:01 | 67.60 | 89% |
| 660 | 2011-09-17 06:13:58 | 71.73 | 90% |
| 578 | 2011-09-16 06:27:51 | 77.48 | 95% |
| 515 | 2011-09-15 04:58:54 | 85.14 | 97% |
| 397 | 2011-09-14 05:06:43 | 70.68 | 92% |