And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4141 | 2012-08-09 15:12:50 | 120.88 | 98% |
| 3999 | 2012-07-27 18:47:14 | 119.40 | 97% |
| 3690 | 2012-03-04 06:25:56 | 120.05 | 97% |
| 3565 | 2012-02-27 13:42:14 | 110.28 | 95% |
| 3371 | 2012-02-17 13:06:47 | 108.64 | 94% |
| 3204 | 2012-02-10 07:49:11 | 115.67 | 97% |
| 2782 | 2012-01-20 14:47:19 | 133.53 | 100% |
| 2710 | 2012-01-15 13:14:16 | 111.36 | 96% |
| 1557 | 2011-12-06 15:53:23 | 124.01 | 99% |
| 1200 | 2009-07-03 02:39:00 | 78.52 | |
| 1152 | 2009-03-27 01:43:13 | 108.54 | |
| 777 | 2008-12-23 14:12:06 | 99.72 | |
| 735 | 2008-12-20 16:39:02 | 112.93 | |
| 630 | 2008-12-08 12:41:56 | 110.93 | |
| 293 | 2008-11-01 04:38:08 | 78.99 | |
| 192 | 2008-10-24 14:08:18 | 89.98 | |
| 71 | 2008-10-23 15:57:19 | 100.65 |