And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4685 | 2016-04-15 10:20:13 | 71.70 | 93% |
| 4598 | 2016-04-11 20:20:33 | 72.31 | 94% |
| 4440 | 2016-04-06 08:11:08 | 85.69 | 98% |
| 4289 | 2016-04-03 07:25:23 | 74.39 | 92% |
| 4187 | 2016-04-01 12:24:55 | 73.36 | 95% |
| 4091 | 2016-03-27 14:26:16 | 68.70 | 90% |
| 3891 | 2016-03-12 09:44:03 | 76.67 | 95% |
| 3514 | 2016-02-24 15:02:27 | 65.54 | 91% |
| 3366 | 2016-02-21 08:22:56 | 78.25 | 98% |
| 2602 | 2015-01-23 04:32:42 | 82.97 | 98% |
| 2423 | 2014-10-28 07:45:29 | 65.24 | 94% |
| 2304 | 2014-05-27 16:04:38 | 69.16 | 93% |
| 477 | 2013-10-22 02:41:29 | 68.08 | 96% |