And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1134 | 2009-04-27 21:55:26 | 117.15 | |
| 1073 | 2008-09-30 16:05:02 | 105.43 | |
| 839 | 2008-09-18 05:01:36 | 108.18 | |
| 778 | 2008-09-15 06:59:17 | 114.35 | |
| 637 | 2008-09-14 17:48:45 | 109.97 | |
| 610 | 2008-09-14 06:01:30 | 107.81 | |
| 477 | 2008-09-13 05:36:46 | 105.53 | |
| 439 | 2008-09-12 20:28:30 | 99.32 | |
| 271 | 2008-09-09 05:32:55 | 101.98 | |
| 181 | 2008-09-08 00:24:14 | 102.74 |