And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5661 | 2013-02-06 01:52:29 | 100.09 | 94% |
| 5529 | 2013-01-22 10:06:53 | 100.50 | 96% |
| 5270 | 2013-01-18 02:07:30 | 93.74 | 95% |
| 5101 | 2013-01-15 04:07:20 | 88.46 | 93% |
| 4767 | 2011-12-23 09:39:48 | 96.45 | 96% |
| 4594 | 2010-11-23 10:39:46 | 99.80 | |
| 4584 | 2010-11-22 10:15:51 | 91.07 | |
| 4513 | 2010-11-20 10:33:33 | 92.28 | |
| 3793 | 2010-07-15 15:21:37 | 92.90 | |
| 3643 | 2010-07-13 04:31:37 | 91.92 | |
| 3401 | 2010-07-09 07:42:45 | 85.23 | |
| 3389 | 2010-07-09 07:31:50 | 78.16 | |
| 2822 | 2010-06-30 08:23:57 | 81.23 | |
| 2785 | 2010-06-30 05:44:01 | 76.82 | |
| 2631 | 2010-06-28 12:41:02 | 79.13 | |
| 2361 | 2010-06-24 05:11:25 | 78.19 | |
| 2031 | 2010-06-21 09:07:14 | 76.00 | |
| 1320 | 2010-06-06 18:38:25 | 70.37 | |
| 1087 | 2010-06-02 03:29:45 | 93.16 | |
| 939 | 2010-05-16 06:48:36 | 83.81 | |
| 840 | 2010-05-10 07:01:18 | 79.34 | |
| 225 | 2009-12-17 03:36:32 | 73.57 |