And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5078 | 2011-09-02 09:34:28 | 113.15 | 97% |
| 4076 | 2011-08-04 12:54:45 | 98.28 | 95% |
| 3656 | 2011-07-30 10:47:17 | 95.18 | 95% |
| 2983 | 2011-07-14 19:15:19 | 86.26 | 95% |
| 927 | 2011-06-05 17:18:56 | 80.29 | 97% |
| 816 | 2011-06-05 09:34:29 | 86.10 | 95% |
| 564 | 2011-05-17 11:06:05 | 74.56 | 93% |