And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4806 | 2012-01-29 21:42:40 | 106.43 | 97% |
| 4790 | 2012-01-25 03:41:44 | 85.05 | 90% |
| 4743 | 2011-12-06 03:00:10 | 86.05 | 93% |
| 4245 | 2011-09-14 03:55:33 | 93.99 | 94% |
| 3444 | 2011-04-29 15:30:58 | 91.09 | |
| 3228 | 2011-03-31 18:18:58 | 80.26 | |
| 3172 | 2011-03-25 15:12:20 | 92.48 | |
| 2817 | 2011-02-07 01:25:29 | 85.41 | |
| 995 | 2009-11-04 15:43:32 | 88.41 | |
| 937 | 2009-10-22 20:39:44 | 95.96 | |
| 913 | 2009-10-20 14:49:13 | 93.31 | |
| 704 | 2009-09-25 18:57:51 | 94.19 | |
| 248 | 2009-08-20 19:57:04 | 80.48 |