And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3448 | 2016-01-02 04:47:05 | 75.14 | 91% |
| 3372 | 2014-12-27 14:38:28 | 92.94 | 98% |
| 3195 | 2014-10-27 15:07:54 | 85.00 | 92% |
| 3141 | 2014-10-22 15:52:07 | 84.73 | 92% |
| 2880 | 2014-03-28 07:07:08 | 70.05 | 93% |
| 1555 | 2013-03-19 06:13:55 | 89.37 | 93% |
| 1526 | 2013-03-18 05:23:24 | 87.02 | 93% |
| 1510 | 2013-03-14 15:11:33 | 80.45 | 88% |
| 1119 | 2013-03-07 14:28:32 | 84.75 | 94% |
| 981 | 2013-03-04 07:40:26 | 79.48 | 92% |
| 334 | 2013-01-30 06:16:25 | 75.95 | 89% |