And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1174 | 2009-12-17 15:44:10 | 73.72 | |
| 1000 | 2009-11-29 05:16:15 | 79.94 | |
| 709 | 2009-06-03 16:20:23 | 69.56 | |
| 688 | 2009-06-03 14:36:36 | 71.17 | |
| 427 | 2009-05-04 12:25:13 | 70.81 | |
| 390 | 2009-05-02 18:47:19 | 55.21 | |
| 294 | 2009-04-30 06:20:48 | 69.94 | |
| 223 | 2009-04-27 13:09:26 | 68.45 | |
| 136 | 2009-04-23 14:24:38 | 64.59 |