And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5930 | 2014-04-08 13:57:16 | 104.15 | 96% |
| 5893 | 2014-04-06 08:26:08 | 101.85 | 97% |
| 5620 | 2014-02-04 07:17:47 | 94.21 | 97% |
| 5573 | 2014-01-28 13:42:12 | 99.12 | 99% |
| 5434 | 2013-08-27 00:45:46 | 101.67 | 99% |
| 5107 | 2013-05-04 04:40:05 | 63.65 | 97% |
| 5001 | 2013-04-25 12:46:58 | 95.30 | 98% |
| 4671 | 2013-03-03 06:43:20 | 87.19 | 98% |
| 4655 | 2013-03-02 15:01:38 | 90.62 | 98% |
| 3383 | 2012-07-08 06:08:23 | 85.19 | 97% |
| 2424 | 2012-05-20 09:26:15 | 78.23 | 94% |
| 2382 | 2012-05-18 07:50:34 | 96.65 | 99% |
| 1643 | 2012-04-01 14:50:23 | 80.93 | 98% |
| 1388 | 2012-03-23 13:25:22 | 80.76 | 98% |
| 856 | 2012-02-07 02:48:06 | 71.44 | 98% |
| 97 | 2009-02-18 11:41:27 | 52.58 |