And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2868 | 2013-07-30 16:49:05 | 71.15 | 97% |
| 2784 | 2013-07-28 13:55:59 | 73.59 | 96% |
| 2706 | 2013-07-26 13:35:45 | 77.74 | 98% |
| 2658 | 2013-07-24 16:51:45 | 79.49 | 98% |
| 2636 | 2013-07-24 10:36:49 | 71.49 | 98% |
| 2452 | 2013-07-18 10:10:00 | 72.21 | 95% |
| 2159 | 2013-07-09 12:05:08 | 76.07 | 98% |
| 1761 | 2013-04-21 15:19:59 | 56.84 | 96% |
| 1618 | 2013-03-19 10:12:37 | 62.91 | 97% |
| 975 | 2013-01-04 17:50:56 | 72.20 | 99% |
| 743 | 2012-12-23 14:32:36 | 70.03 | 97% |
| 726 | 2012-12-22 12:18:57 | 70.76 | 98% |
| 541 | 2012-12-12 18:05:26 | 72.26 | 98% |