And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7527 | 2015-11-30 19:12:39 | 131.68 | 97% |
| 6771 | 2012-10-10 03:26:26 | 110.97 | 93% |
| 6575 | 2012-01-28 18:02:52 | 109.70 | 93% |
| 6429 | 2011-06-25 23:59:26 | 128.95 | 97% |
| 5584 | 2010-12-29 23:44:52 | 122.49 | |
| 5393 | 2010-12-28 19:23:56 | 105.72 | |
| 5383 | 2010-12-28 19:15:04 | 120.15 | |
| 4798 | 2010-11-07 16:09:13 | 108.70 | |
| 4730 | 2010-09-24 03:24:00 | 112.69 | |
| 4453 | 2010-08-29 19:58:09 | 109.25 | |
| 3724 | 2010-07-10 03:32:40 | 121.64 | |
| 2996 | 2010-02-20 17:13:49 | 124.85 | |
| 2945 | 2010-02-16 23:20:40 | 113.52 | |
| 2141 | 2010-01-24 23:19:01 | 130.67 | |
| 1772 | 2010-01-17 13:54:52 | 102.88 | |
| 1588 | 2010-01-06 22:56:59 | 114.36 | |
| 1392 | 2010-01-03 18:31:50 | 106.19 | |
| 566 | 2009-10-27 03:11:15 | 103.15 | |
| 554 | 2009-10-26 23:11:16 | 101.90 |