And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5878 | 2018-03-14 13:12:09 | 69.52 | 96% |
| 4608 | 2015-12-26 15:20:41 | 73.03 | 94% |
| 4575 | 2015-11-08 04:46:42 | 62.34 | 92% |
| 3856 | 2015-03-08 09:48:28 | 79.26 | 98% |
| 2818 | 2014-12-12 11:24:49 | 62.66 | 93% |
| 2396 | 2014-11-06 02:09:00 | 73.50 | 98% |
| 2183 | 2014-10-26 16:04:13 | 67.98 | 95% |
| 1107 | 2014-10-02 08:29:44 | 57.03 | 93% |
| 296 | 2014-09-03 14:41:25 | 52.68 | 92% |