And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1955 | 2014-04-28 09:47:27 | 82.14 | 93% |
| 1253 | 2013-11-20 05:26:03 | 66.53 | 90% |
| 1019 | 2013-05-01 08:58:47 | 67.62 | 93% |
| 605 | 2012-04-15 07:28:42 | 57.62 | 88% |
| 184 | 2012-04-02 10:06:01 | 48.39 | 80% |