And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1258 | 2009-07-28 23:41:17 | 71.28 | |
| 739 | 2009-07-13 18:44:57 | 74.24 | |
| 728 | 2009-07-13 18:24:59 | 62.23 | |
| 532 | 2009-07-08 19:18:22 | 71.00 | |
| 298 | 2009-07-01 03:31:35 | 66.36 | |
| 215 | 2009-06-25 23:04:27 | 64.63 | |
| 90 | 2009-06-19 20:02:39 | 60.96 | |
| 40 | 2009-05-21 19:18:00 | 64.46 |