And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3481 | 2011-02-15 13:47:56 | 98.16 | |
| 3451 | 2011-02-12 22:51:43 | 80.71 | |
| 3127 | 2011-01-06 21:43:04 | 96.32 | |
| 2378 | 2010-09-11 16:52:39 | 99.30 | |
| 2290 | 2010-09-01 19:25:57 | 94.83 | |
| 2040 | 2010-07-31 17:27:03 | 86.33 | |
| 1135 | 2010-02-03 13:59:00 | 90.75 | |
| 1095 | 2010-02-01 14:29:19 | 85.65 | |
| 1032 | 2010-01-27 14:58:05 | 93.89 | |
| 1016 | 2010-01-23 16:42:40 | 93.24 | |
| 454 | 2009-12-17 19:29:19 | 90.35 | |
| 262 | 2009-12-04 19:22:13 | 92.46 |