And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3773 | 2019-09-17 14:11:54 | 107.09 | 98% |
| 3641 | 2019-09-11 11:19:53 | 104.71 | 98% |
| 2017 | 2016-04-27 16:47:16 | 106.32 | 97% |
| 1857 | 2016-04-17 11:56:16 | 106.43 | 97% |
| 1787 | 2016-04-17 04:22:00 | 118.87 | 99% |
| 1266 | 2016-01-10 15:34:17 | 95.89 | 95% |
| 914 | 2014-12-09 14:22:57 | 99.97 | 96% |
| 798 | 2014-12-06 15:25:12 | 84.41 | 91% |
| 270 | 2014-11-17 05:59:08 | 97.98 | 96% |
| 250 | 2014-11-17 05:39:23 | 98.28 | 95% |
| 147 | 2014-11-15 04:46:46 | 92.36 | 92% |