And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1751 | 2016-04-29 03:56:25 | 71.27 | 97% |
| 1459 | 2014-05-18 05:30:49 | 72.72 | 95% |
| 1347 | 2013-09-22 05:12:43 | 69.62 | 95% |
| 1029 | 2013-07-25 04:13:26 | 68.59 | 92% |
| 758 | 2013-07-10 04:59:46 | 68.41 | 95% |
| 96 | 2013-05-10 07:42:28 | 51.91 | 87% |