And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1512 | 2016-03-07 01:02:03 | 95.52 | 97% |
| 1340 | 2016-02-16 00:03:27 | 82.04 | 94% |
| 1099 | 2016-02-06 23:55:12 | 87.81 | 96% |
| 543 | 2016-01-13 18:28:22 | 65.83 | 94% |
| 509 | 2016-01-13 16:20:29 | 61.51 | 94% |
| 374 | 2016-01-12 17:56:09 | 62.32 | 95% |
| 267 | 2016-01-08 15:32:43 | 54.03 | 96% |