And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1342 | 2012-03-05 18:59:45 | 92.86 | 96% |
| 1177 | 2011-12-22 18:32:59 | 94.09 | 95% |
| 956 | 2011-12-06 20:27:25 | 85.75 | 95% |
| 940 | 2011-12-06 19:34:59 | 86.51 | 95% |
| 854 | 2011-11-29 17:08:03 | 98.69 | 97% |
| 814 | 2011-11-29 16:09:04 | 81.54 | 95% |
| 813 | 2011-11-29 16:07:54 | 71.86 | 95% |
| 94 | 2011-03-14 19:29:26 | 83.38 |