And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5006 | 2010-05-29 07:08:36 | 81.69 | |
| 4996 | 2010-05-29 06:58:16 | 71.22 | |
| 4770 | 2010-05-17 02:53:09 | 81.81 | |
| 4597 | 2010-05-12 00:53:05 | 79.15 | |
| 3985 | 2010-04-11 18:36:00 | 77.61 | |
| 3700 | 2010-03-30 18:21:17 | 83.32 | |
| 3375 | 2010-03-01 22:42:38 | 76.95 | |
| 3093 | 2009-12-22 14:33:39 | 72.10 | |
| 2842 | 2009-12-15 01:45:55 | 74.78 | |
| 2771 | 2009-12-13 22:21:18 | 69.55 | |
| 2495 | 2009-11-22 23:18:43 | 76.87 | |
| 1975 | 2009-10-14 05:50:30 | 75.48 | |
| 1936 | 2009-10-08 23:39:16 | 74.23 | |
| 1703 | 2009-09-04 16:00:21 | 69.76 | |
| 1655 | 2009-08-25 10:25:12 | 71.56 | |
| 1526 | 2009-08-21 06:40:30 | 71.02 | |
| 1466 | 2009-08-18 21:10:51 | 70.57 | |
| 981 | 2009-06-09 12:06:39 | 68.14 | |
| 900 | 2009-05-26 13:27:06 | 70.91 | |
| 827 | 2009-05-22 06:11:27 | 58.17 | |
| 455 | 2009-04-19 00:34:19 | 77.29 | |
| 366 | 2009-04-18 03:54:31 | 68.75 | |
| 230 | 2009-04-15 13:22:37 | 66.89 | |
| 168 | 2009-04-09 19:46:12 | 72.76 | |
| 20 | 2009-04-05 03:00:24 | 57.19 |