And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3363 | 2010-12-18 14:48:29 | 69.11 | |
| 3288 | 2010-10-31 13:06:19 | 63.48 | |
| 2803 | 2009-10-01 05:09:57 | 62.50 | |
| 2443 | 2009-09-10 05:27:34 | 70.28 | |
| 2334 | 2009-09-04 15:48:57 | 59.82 | |
| 2305 | 2009-09-02 13:53:12 | 60.70 | |
| 1917 | 2009-08-13 07:40:04 | 56.40 | |
| 1552 | 2009-07-18 08:59:12 | 56.94 | |
| 1377 | 2009-07-13 07:04:14 | 62.90 | |
| 1356 | 2009-07-13 04:08:26 | 51.48 | |
| 792 | 2009-06-29 05:47:00 | 54.62 | |
| 767 | 2009-06-25 10:04:49 | 57.43 | |
| 715 | 2009-06-24 13:40:31 | 55.54 | |
| 478 | 2009-06-19 09:00:40 | 54.06 | |
| 285 | 2009-06-13 10:32:22 | 48.06 |