And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2202 | 2013-03-20 12:44:46 | 164.55 | 98% |
| 2163 | 2012-11-19 15:31:20 | 152.93 | 95% |
| 1922 | 2012-01-24 06:27:58 | 161.19 | 98% |
| 1916 | 2012-01-24 06:18:18 | 150.31 | 97% |
| 1465 | 2011-04-28 12:50:59 | 151.34 | |
| 1081 | 2011-04-07 07:16:16 | 135.90 | |
| 1022 | 2011-04-03 10:31:52 | 139.89 | |
| 785 | 2011-03-10 09:30:55 | 128.23 | |
| 628 | 2011-02-14 01:45:38 | 131.39 | |
| 471 | 2011-02-01 22:09:42 | 133.75 | |
| 169 | 2010-12-14 21:00:48 | 113.74 |